An expert hair braider, lazy princess, and alleged elf, Amy Rodriguez is one of the quickest and most adorable players in the world. I am Tumblr's resident grumpy A-Rod fan.

2014 NWSL Champion: 13 regular season goals (3 postseason goals)

I’m 128 goals behind Abby, so she should get nervous. I’m right on her heels.

Lori Lindsey

#Lori Lindsey  #USWNT  #DEAD.

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