An expert hair braider, lazy princess, and alleged elf, Amy Rodriguez is one of the quickest and most adorable players in the world. I am Tumblr's resident grumpy A-Rod fan.

2014 NWSL Champion: 13 regular season goals (3 postseason goals)

Five A-Rod Videos That Every Fan Should Know

WNT Sandcastle Competition - A-Rod takes the team-building activity a little too seriously. A lot too seriously.

KK Cam: PUMA Shoot and PB&J - A-Rod explains why she’s awesome, gets made fun of by KK, and sneaks a sandwich for a “little to-go.”

U-20 Jungle Noises - “Hi, my name is Amy Rodriguez, and I’m a sperm whale.”

New Kids Revisited - Her best accent is her Russian.

WNT World Cup Round Up - This is my personal favorite for all of the genuine flailing she does.

Honorable Mention: Soccer Girls: Webisode 5 - A-Rod pretends to roar and really wants to go home.

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