An expert hair braider, lazy princess, and alleged elf, Amy Rodriguez is one of the quickest and most adorable players in the world. I am Tumblr's resident grumpy A-Rod fan.
2014 NWSL Champion: 13 regular season goals (3 postseason goals)
No I told you to STOP Rapinoe! You just keep bringing your little friends along too. DO. NOT.WANT!